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Erogenous Zone - Chapter 1 by only1crisana, literature

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Our lives are only as complicated as we allow them to be. Chalk the rest up to stupidity.

My name is Cris and I'm married to a delightfully evil man. I have four very rowdy children that suck up most of my time. I work from home creating clothing graphics for an online game. I'm also a writer of Romance Novels. I detest my birthday, but the older I get the more everyone forgets it. I should be able to lie about my age soon. I love movies. I have tons of movie lines lodged in my brain and blurt them out at weird times. I'm full of useless information. I do random things at random times.

Things I like:

My husband
My kids
Pepsi
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Cheeseburgers
Photoshop
Steak
Fries
Disturbed
The color black
Digital Graphics
Steak
Sherri L. King
Waffle House
Gena Showalter
Hair color
Steak
Lip-gloss
Christopher Moore
Second Life
Facebook
Coast to Coast AM

Did I mention steak?

I have no concept of time management. My husband reminds me of this by complaining that something isn't done on a regular basis. I could possibly suffer from ADD, ADHD, I don't give a crap or just plain laziness. I'm a little too honest at times. I'm friendly...on most days. I think I may be from Planet X, jury is still out on that one. I like football, it keeps my husband out of my way on Sunday. I like cake too. I love my kids, they come before everything. Well...almost o.O

Okay...that was confusing. Let's try again...

I'm Cris and I'm a homemaker, author of Romance novels, article writer for Y!NC and Graphic Designer. I've spent the last five years as a stay-at-home mom and I live in the deep south with my wonderful husband and her four very rambunctious children (one of them is grown).

I enjoy writing Romance, Sci-Fi, Paranormal and Fantasy or a combination therein. I also make digital graphics, digital scrapbooking kits and design clothes in my spare time. I'm an avid gamer, science enthusiast, watcher of the evil television, music lover and I can laugh at just about anything -- good or bad due to my twisted sense of humor. I write articles within the Yahoo! Contributor Network about various subjects.

Also...I spend time helping to raise awareness for Ankylosing Spodylitis - a condition my husband has been diagnosed with.

There. That's better!
Our plans never turn out the way we envision them. If they did, we would all be firemen, astronauts or some other righteous hero we so admired as kids. Our parents' not-so-secretly wanted us all to be doctors and lawyers, right? They tried their best they could to encourage us and mold into what they'd hoped for. All we could do was pray we didn't disappoint them too much. Or at least I did. And I let them down in the worst way. Read more...http://voices.yahoo.com/the-day-we-were-born-11539490.html?cat=25
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Ankylosing Spondylitis: Have You Even Heard of It? Ankylosing Spondlylitis is a life-long disease with no cure. It causes chronic back pain and a handful of other problems.Raising awareness for Ankylosing Spondylitis is important not only to find a cure, but find what causes it so it may be prevented. Ankylosing Spondylitis is a long-term Rheumatoid Arthritis auto-immune disease that causes the joints between the spinal and pelvis bones to inflame and eventually cause them to fuse together. Diagnosis can often be difficult and lengthy. Some people suffer through years of agonizing back pain before the condition is found. With the help of co
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Triskaidekaphobia and Frigga...What? An Interesting Background on Friday the 13th. The day - Not the Movie! What? I said Triskaidekaphobia and Friggatriskaidekaphobia! What may you ask…is Triskaidekaphobia and Friggatriskaidekaphobia? Well...Triskaidekaphobia is simply the fear of the number thirteen. Friggatriskaidekaphobia is the fear that something will happen on Friday the Thirteenth in general. So is it safe to say that people that changed their flight schedules, decided not to drive, didn't go to work, and refused to get out of bed on one of these days are carrying both phobias? Perhaps just one. Read More... http://voices.yahoo
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